Snezhana
This girl is out of this universe! She’s an alien from the future sent to bless you with her preposterously good looks and charm. Her big blue eyes will make you forget all your troubles and think of heavenly waters! You’ll want to swim in those waters! She is tall and lean, with luscious hair and sculpetd abs, the body of a goddess! This might make her seem intimidating, but she’s really the sweetest, most genuine, down to earth girl you’ll ever meet. She accepts and loves everyone, but don’t cross her or attack her friends or family, or she’ll take you down like a baby sac of potatoes! She is so smart, creative, and quirky; she loves literature, all things beautiful, and affection. Men dream of her and women hate to love her. She is like a bright shining star, but don’t get too close, or you’ll get burned!
Guy : “Wow, this ocean is so beautiful, so enticing, so deep!”
Guys friend: “Get out of there quick man! Those are Snezhana’s eyes! You’ll get lost in them!”
A totally different, unrelated, new guy (crying): “Wow I just had the most amazing dream of this goddess queen!”
New guys friend (also crying, but for an unrelated reason): “Oh that must have been Snezhana, you’re so lucky you were blessed with her presence!!” (Continues crying because he’s jelaous AF)
Guys friend: “Get out of there quick man! Those are Snezhana’s eyes! You’ll get lost in them!”
A totally different, unrelated, new guy (crying): “Wow I just had the most amazing dream of this goddess queen!”
New guys friend (also crying, but for an unrelated reason): “Oh that must have been Snezhana, you’re so lucky you were blessed with her presence!!” (Continues crying because he’s jelaous AF)
Snezhana by Aliengoddessqueen February 8, 2019
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