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Snertz is a extremely odd creature. It is a creature that smells, never washes, is broke all the time and argues about everything/
Look at that snertz, he just picked up an old cigarette butt and started smoking it.
Snertz by draculator September 15, 2004
Words you can keep
(snd., excl.) A term that has no meaning or definition, usually spoken, though it may be written, to make an acqaintance laugh in an inappropriate situation; the term is often spoken as the speaker looks slightly downward and generally to the left or right, sometimes with his open hand extended outward from his nose
Hiedeman, not knowing that Robley had whispered "snert" to Horse and Roof, was perplexed by all of the laughter in the classroom.
Snert by P'tainz February 22, 2013
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David ate so many tacos his snerty hurt
Snerty by Dscyoung January 23, 2018
SNERT is an acronym for Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Twit. It was created in 1994 in the Guide Lounge on America Online, as we were not allowed to refer to members as twits, twerps, or the like. A pact was loosely made between those present that we wouldn't tell members what it meant other than "a troublesome member". The word went on to be defined in at least twenty different ways by members and eventually moved out into the online gaming world.
Jerk1: I just fuX0red your sister!
Dude1: Go eat shit, snert boy!
snert by flurp November 25, 2006

snortzzz 

Beyond laughter and LOL. Almost to the crying-peeing one's pants stage. Perhaps even there already. Any number of "zz'z" may be used dependent on level of arousal.
OMG, girl! Snortzzzzzzzzzzz! You are sooo much fun!

or

He said what? OMG! Snortzzzzzzzzzzzz!
snortzzz by Betty Bettyo April 22, 2008
Slang term referring to the act of insufflation (snorting) of any drug, but most often applies to lines of crystal methamphetamine
"Bro, do you want to Snert some meth with me?"
"Yeah lets be super gay and snert while watching tranny porn"
Snert by Jack-the-stripper-ripper January 6, 2023
Snot Nosed Egotistical Rude Teen. A term used in multiplayer internet game rooms to describe an unwanted participant who the terms used are applicable to.
Person 1: hey j00 all sux so muuch your all retrded this game sux ass 2
Person 2: Get out.
Person 3: God, what a snert.
snert by Antichrist Superstar August 6, 2004
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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