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snortin the sofa 

Snorting the sofa is what happens when you plop your ass down on someone’s couch and the couch farts back at you with the stench of all the fart gas that has accumulated in it. The people that own it are used to their own pew and don't even notice the stink as they continue to contribute to the buildup of methane and other noxious gases within its bowels.
Jesus H. Christ, I sat on Dwane's couch and gagged when it shot back at me with a chouch fart. I just wanted to share a beer and ended up stoned after snortin the sofa. That fucking thing must be flammable.

snortin crack

This example of this expression has nothing to do with cocaine. It refers to the practice of enlightening one's own olfactory senses by inserting one's nose into the posterior orifice of another person or persons. Could be refered to as brown nosing, but does not carry the same reasoning behind the act ifself. It is purely for sensual pleasure.
Cheryl thinks I enjoy going down on her , but I'm really snortin crack while I'm eatin the kootch. She was puzzled when I mentioned that she'd had chineese last night. I love sniffin that butt just after she's taken a fresh dump.
snortin crack by Big Ed Moustapha August 27, 2009

snortin' widders 

An inherently dangerous act that can lead to pain or death derived from the fact that to snort a black widow spider is dangerous. dangerous foolish deadly daring hazardous
Did you see that guy jump from the third story of the hotel into the pool, he was snortin' widders man.
snortin' widders by T. Jeremiah September 3, 2006

Rip snortin' red 

When something is very brightly colored red. Usually refers to someone who is very badly sun burnt.
"That idiot didn't put on any sunscreen all day and now he's rip snortin' red!"
Rip snortin' red by Uncle Bob Sagot November 17, 2011

Snortin Bomb 

to sniff powdered form of heroin.
Twan and Wayne was on the side of the house snortin bomb.
A snergin is someone who is a "snog virgin".
Casey; "I snogged Bradley last night."
Poppy; "Omg! I'm still such a snergin!"

Casye; "Don't worry, someone will snog you soon."
Snergin by snergin. July 13, 2009