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a derogatory word for species of human who are slimy pieces of shit.

your such a smertz. go back to your pile of smertz

smertz by u ra March 15, 2007

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smertz

slang for SMART used only by KK

TZ: my high score 4701 :-P
PePsiChiCK: u cant get that
PePsiChiCK: it goes by tens..so HAH
TZ: lol i know
TZ: i just wanted to try to piss u off
PePsiChiCK: :-P im too smertz

smertz by TD and KK July 14, 2003

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smert

the ironic form of smart; dumb

That was real smert to light your hand on fire.

smert by Colin.LA April 17, 2006

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Smert

When you do something average that benefits you greatly at the expense of institutionalized dumbness.

Those guys: We prevented those guys from innovating around our patents by scheduling a meeting and jerking them off.

Us (later) : smert

Smert by Bag of doughnuts June 3, 2019

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Smokeasity Smeatzle

–noun

1. Slang.
a. a cigarette, especially one loaned after many loans, a refusal and eventual relenting by the loaner.

-verb
1. Slang
a. the act of smoking a smokeasity smeatzle.

Joe: hey, could I bum one?
Jim: No! I gave you like ten already, I've only got a few left!
Joe: Come on man! Lemme get a smokeasity smeatzle!
Jim: Fine, here.
Joe: Sweet!

Smokeasity Smeatzle by Fliptacular June 19, 2009