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a derogatory word for species of human who are slimy pieces of shit.
your such a smertz. go back to your pile of smertz
smertz by u ra March 15, 2007
Words you can keep
slang for SMART used only by KK
TZ: my high score 4701 :-P
PePsiChiCK: u cant get that
PePsiChiCK: it goes by tens..so HAH
TZ: lol i know
TZ: i just wanted to try to piss u off
PePsiChiCK: :-P im too smertz
smertz by TD and KK July 14, 2003
Related Words
the ironic form of smart; dumb
That was real smert to light your hand on fire.
smert by Colin.LA April 17, 2006
When you do something average that benefits you greatly at the expense of institutionalized dumbness.
Those guys: We prevented those guys from innovating around our patents by scheduling a meeting and jerking them off.

Us (later) : smert
Smert by Bag of doughnuts June 3, 2019

Smokeasity Smeatzle 

–noun

1. Slang.
a. a cigarette, especially one loaned after many loans, a refusal and eventual relenting by the loaner.

-verb
1. Slang
a. the act of smoking a smokeasity smeatzle.
Joe: hey, could I bum one?
Jim: No! I gave you like ten already, I've only got a few left!
Joe: Come on man! Lemme get a smokeasity smeatzle!
Jim: Fine, here.
Joe: Sweet!
THE DUDE IS SMARTZY
smartzy by Choi November 3, 2013
cooler verison of smart, what you call someone that is beyond smart but not yet a genuis
I very smert.
smert by THECARLMAN June 6, 2018
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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