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Sneezegun

When a person sneezes like a gun/pistol, back to back.
A) You told your friend is coming for the movie.

B) I don't want o carry a "sneezegun" to a cinema hall
by notanartistt July 2, 2016
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sneezegasm

An urban legend has it that if you sneeze 7 times in a row you will orgasm. An orgasm achieved this way is known as a Sneezegasm.
With this hayfever I've been blowing snot outta my face all week, but this morning I swear it was so bad I had a sneezegasm and I'd already used up almost all my kleenex. I had goo drippin' outta me top and bottom and only enough left to wipe one or the other. So basically my underwear is glued to me now.
by Mister Hughes. March 25, 2007
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sneezeiure

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2:OMG this kid is having a sneezeiure!1!1one!!eleven
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by Ma-Rak January 13, 2008
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Sneezecumpoop

Verb - (SnEEze-Cum-Poop)We call this the tri-fecta all of the feel good bodily releases. The Sneeze the Cum or orgasm and of course the poop. no the actual poop but act of pooping. We do not suggest trying this at home as you may internally combust. Please seek medical attention or a toilet and tissues as soon as you feel the oncoming symptoms.
We are unsure but we know the sneezecumpoop is messy.
by Shmick and Shmal November 5, 2009
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sneezen't

The feeling when you're about to sneeze, but don't.
-Bro, why did you stoped talking so suddenly?
-I just had a sneezen't...
by Koda0903 November 30, 2018
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sneezegasm

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML
The girlfriend sneezegasm'd.
by Kelsey and Dani April 24, 2009
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sneezeburger

a burger, with or without cheese, that has been sneezed on.
Wendy's employee: *sneezes on hand holding burger*
Girl: Did he sneeze on my cheeseburger?
Friend: You got a double bacon sneezeburger!
by ambbb May 24, 2008
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