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I can't seewee 

When an insect flies into the mouth of a black reporter while he tries to talk to the camera, he's gonna fear dying in this fucking country-ass fucked-up town and wants to get the fuck out this country, motherfucker. He also can't seewee.
Shit. I'm dyin in this fucking country-ass fucked-up town. Shit flyin in my mouth. What the fuck. I can't see palla. Let's get the fuck out this country, motherfucker. I can't seewee.
I can't seewee by bumarse November 4, 2009
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Verb
An affliction that occurs to some women after bearing children wherein a sneeze is accompanied by urinating.
She felt a sneeze coming on and mashed down the accelerator of the car hoping to reach a restroom before she was victimized by the dreaded sneepee.
Sneepee by Voxtorious October 23, 2006
Shewee is when a girl uses a bottle with the bottom off to piss in a bush
She uses a sheewee, she's so cool!!
sheewee by JJF74148 July 18, 2021
sneezee- noun. meaning the sweat comming from balls of a tranny with blonde hair(note that the hair can only be a natural blonde and the length doesnt have any relevance)
SNEEZEE the new sensation thats sweeping the nation!

have you had your daily dose of sneezee?!

-peoples shake head no-
well for just 4 easy payments of $44.45 you can have this
-shows natural blonde tranny-
tranny!
gaurenteed full of sneezee

sneeweezed 

To wee and sneeze at the same time
wow I think I just sneeweezed!!!!
sneeweezed by Themunster February 5, 2015
Sneepee is a word known only by The Ancient masters of The Sneepee Clan
Sebastian Harslund and Jekåbe are Sneepees
Sneepee by Sneepee Master October 20, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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