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Minister of Sneers 

Someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. A Minister of Sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. A person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. Often confused with an Office Monkey.
Our cubicle Minister of Sneers made so much fun of my new car I was embarrassed and returned it to the dealership.

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The Minister of Sneers made fun of the Republican candidate, but then fell silent when the Democratic nominee took the same position.

Sneegsnag 

A little bit of sneeg and a little bit of snag. Little tiny guy. Boyfriend of DaddyUnion.
Did you hear Sneegsnag joined the Origins SMP? what a sellout!
Sneegsnag by creetcrow January 27, 2022

Sneerglaw 

Sneerglaw is Walgreens spelled backwards, probably one of the funniest words ever.
Dude! There's a Sneerglaw!
Sneerglaw by worldcure August 22, 2007

Sneersnork 

a snorkel used by itself or in conjunction with a funnel to consume an alcoholic beverage very quickly. Similar to a beer bong.
Who wants to do a sneersnork?
Sneersnork by mikegtown February 22, 2009

sneerglaw 

:a backwards spelling of the #1 place to unload your burning intestines in their classic bathroom, and also steal candy and warm black gloves from........WALGREENS
Kevin: yo brad

Brad: yeah?

Kevin: lets go to sneerglaw and take poops

Brad: i got 1st doe
sneerglaw by b-rad-g March 10, 2008

sneegstickle

a weird girl who likes guys name david and drinks regular coke.
Oh my god, she is such a sneegstickle!
sneegstickle by Chocolate lover 567 December 16, 2019
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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