sneak job

The act of inserting any object into someone's anus without their consent or knowledge.

I felt a tingle and suddenly I noticed I had just gotten a sneak job.

by Katy B. December 7, 2006

Sneak job

A place that has been around for a long time that you hear about through word of mouth and immensely exceeds expectations upon visiting

Dude that bar, the Seapoint, is the sneakiest of sneak jobs. It has a keno, pool, golden tee, great pies and locals with attitude.

by Bigd2386 January 23, 2018

Sneaky Tank Job

When adorned in a full ninja costume, the act of approaching a blind civilian and swiftly inserting (no more and no less than) three fingers into said civilian's unsuspecting rectal cavity.

"Hey, look at that blind guy! I'm gonna hook him up with a sneaky tank job. He'll never know what hit him!

by [e-mail] April 30, 2015

sneaky paint job

When someone (guy or girl) is asleep and a guy jerks off and finishes on them (without them waking) and then they proceeds to take a paintbrush and rub it in.

Last night I gave Ally a sneaky paint job she woke up and thought someone put glue on her

by Lil-Ernie169 July 10, 2017

Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day

The same thing as Steak & Blow Job Day, but you cut the steak up into tips and apply around the penis and have a female eat the steak with steak sauce while she is sucking your penis. This holiday is celebrated on March 14th

Cook & Cut the steak its Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day!

by PrestyPoo November 13, 2012

Steak and a Blow Job Day

The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.

Tom: What did you do on March 14?

Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.

Tom: Why?

Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.

Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.

Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj

by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

steak and a blow job day

A day celebrated on March 14. On which the woman in a relationship is supposed to give the man a blow job after making a steak dinner.

Woman-"What's today's date?"
Man-"Steak and a blow job day! March 14,! Hooray!!!!!! I'm a carnivore with sexual needs and desires!"

by carpediem December 14, 2008