Snatter

A snatter is a slang-word for bogey/what comes out of your nose when you sneeze.

Also, to get snattered means to get drunk out of your tree.

Ewww look at the snatter coming outta his nose!

Or

She was so snattered last night that she fell down a load of steps.

by EggsAndToastEire February 15, 2009

Snatter

The common, household vagina.

"Let's go out and get us some snatter!"

by Lou Paloma June 17, 2006

Snatter Spotlings

The complete, often messy demolition of random, low-defense fiends in some type of RPG game.

Did you see his elf totally snatter those spotlings?

by Mofoe Defrag Shmigelsky January 31, 2004

Twat Swatter

When a girl stops another girl from getting her game on. (The female version of a "cock blocker")

Invented by Dane Cook, said it in his may 2008 show in vegas

"I was going to get with him! You need to stop being such a twat swatter!"

by enhoJ August 17, 2008

shattered the glass

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.

I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017

Shattered Mast

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken

"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016

Scatterbrained

Disorganized, all over the place. Making numerous mistakes because your mind is on too many things at once and consequently none at all.

"Oh man! I figured out my finances wrong and overspent, then it turned out I bought the wrong thing and it'll be too late to return for an exchange. Then later I remembered I was supposed to meet somebody for coffee. I totally forgot."

"Man, you need to slow down. You're overworked and overwhelmed and you've become scatterbrained!"

by DeeDeeLee December 7, 2012