Snatch Squat

The most hard core of CrossFit exercises. Snatch Squat is a male specific exercise which involves doing a wall sit naked over a loaded bear trap for 10 minutes.

Joey is the current reining champion of the Snatch Squat as he has held it for upto 15 minutes.

by like snowboarding April 1, 2011

snatch squad

A group of females who are really close. You don't go anywhere without your snatch squad!

Person: Ashley and Madison are really close, together they form a small but close-knit snatch squad. I wouldn't fuck with either of them.

by Mother of the Snatch March 5, 2015

Snatchquatch

A beast of myth that is said to prowl the wooded wilderness in the Pacific Northwest United States, said to be an enormous hirsute vagina on legs. Common complaints are bothersome odor and stealing food from campsites. Rarely photographed.

Tom went hiking and encountered a snatchquatch that tried to take his food.

by Speedy Reggie June 15, 2013

snatchsquatch

A girl that let's her pubic hair grow with wild abandon.

I was eating out this snatchsquatch the other night and got enough hair to make a wig stuck in between my teeth.

by Die Saturn January 17, 2006

snatchsquatch

Just like the mythical creature of old, said to roam the deep forested areas of the North American continent, the snatchsquatch is rarely, if ever seen. The snatchsquatch is the title given to a wife's snizpod by the sorry sap that married her.

Single dude: Hey bro, how was your weekend?

Married dude: Not bad. Wasted a lot of it looking for the snatchsquatch. Didn't find shit!

Single dude: Dude, you need to get laid more than those nature nerds do!

by Marty33 January 12, 2013

snatchsquach

A completely unkempt, completely furry, bush of a vagina. So furry, that It could easily be mistaken for a wild beast!

"I was excited, then she dropped em, and I saw that terrifying snatchsquach!"

by CrazzyPayne04 March 28, 2016

snatchquatch

Snatch·quatch n. A mythical inhabitant of urban environments. Large and obnoxious, it assumes everyone is its best friend. It quickly pisses off those around it by never shutting up, constantly making waves and shitalking enourmous amounts of gossip.

I find Iris to be a complete snatchquatch. I never get a word in edgewise when talking with her and she wouldn't stop hanging all over every single person at the party we went this weekend.

by Derek Jeter October 17, 2004