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Snatch-ass 

(noun) 1. (Usually in pornography); an anus pucker that is not the usual pucker shape, (but it resembles the slit of a vagina), therefore looking like a "snatch" inside of a pair of buttocks. 2. A crabby person; someone who is bitchy; a haggered, withered drug addict; an old fuddy-duddy; (in general), a crotchety, bitchy person who complains a lot.
1. "That guy in the gay porno had a weird-looking snatch-ass because it wasn't shaped like the usual pucker." 2. "That old snatch-ass woman at the nursing home bitched & complained about every little thing." -OR- "You're cracked out snatch-ass needs to go to rehab!" -OR- "My boss is a real snatch-ass. He's never satisfied with anyone's work."
Snatch-ass by Hung10Gemini August 17, 2008
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Snatch-ass 

(*I forgot to add a 3rd definition to the earlier 2 that I submitted!*) noun 3. Someone who steals or "snatches" things from someone; a thief; a shoplifter.
"Those little snatch-ass hoodlums were shoplifting in the candy aisle at the store".
Snatch-ass by Hung10Gemini August 22, 2008

National snatch ass month 

Don’t bother grabbing or slapping, just take ( boys and girls have fun ;)
Timmy snatched jimmys ass on national snatch ass month

Ass snatch

A phrase made by a/to a Mexican meaning much like "ass hole", but it lacks the same intellectuallity. This phrase was developed when a 14 year old Mexican boy was hit with an object and yelled back at the person, out of anger and not thinking, which is cleary seen. Advice to all, do NOT use this phrase unless you plan on being flamed and/or wish to be stoned to death.
???: *Throws an object at a Mexican*
Juan: What the fuck you ass snatch!
???: Ass snatch? Your a fucking lamer!
Ass snatch by Niumu December 15, 2004

snitch ass bitch 

a person who tells on you, rats on you... snitches. no matter what size this person is pr what their physical strength, this person is considered a bitch because they are a snitch. the "ass" part of the phrase comes from the fact that being a snitch and a bitch make you an ass. hence the term snitch ass bitch
person 1: "yo, i got fired from the convenience store.

Bobby told the manager i was stealin zig zags."

person 2: "seriously? what a snitch ass bitch"

bitch ass snitch ass 

a bitch ass bitch that be like ' yo bitch thats my shit bitch, but then then the bitch ass snitch ass comes ihn and snitches on that bitch for taking her shit. holla at a pimp
Judy played a great round of golf today, but then turned into a bitch ass snitch ass when Larry had some of her water. Boy was she upset!

SNITCH ASS NIGGA

A nigga with a nose ring,that pretend he gangsta,will most definetly be defined as a SNITCH ASS NIGGA
Somebody who gets bullied by white kids,and instead of handling like a man,by riding out he snitches,THUS he becomes a SNITCH ASS NIGGA
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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