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Snargasm

A Snargasm is a mix between a snart and an orgasm. The term applies when a person farts and sneezes at the same time he or she climaxes in an orgasm. The highest level of a snargasm involves fecal leakage, similar to a wet snart, or full rectile explosion.
My snargasm last night was so strong, I left snot all over the girl and poop all over her bed.
by Teo McBoogieBalls August 3, 2012
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Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.
"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"
by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008
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Snarcasm

Snarcasm - noun (Snark + Sarcasm)
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony that is brief, subtle, yet quite stabbing and funny.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark employs coldbloodedness, creativity and is best served unprovoked.
He folded like a cheap cheap suit from the biting snarcasm.
by ItzKat December 10, 2012
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snarkasm

sarcasm with an extra dose of snark: a biting remark that goes beyond mere snark or sarcasm, the preferred method of communication for professional smartasses
Sarcasm: "I only come to Jiffy Lube for the free coffee."
Snark: "Well, at least the price is right."
Snarkasm: Asking the Jiffy Lube cashier if she ground the beans herself.

Sarcasm: "Gee, thanks. I've always wanted a Chia Pet."
Snark: "I hope you kept the receipt."
Snarkasm: "Were they out of fruitcakes?"

Sarcasm: "So where's the rest of it?"
Snark: "Five inches is huge if you're 11."
Snarkasm: "Jesus! My mother has a bigger penis."
by MeLoseBrainUhOh February 26, 2011
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Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.
Sargasm: "Oooooh you feeel so goood?"
by roaring17s February 13, 2019
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sargasm

Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.
"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!"
"Dude, don't have a sargasm."
by Ben Frey May 26, 2006
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Stargasm

A stargasm is when you see a shooting star you weren't expecting and get excited. Typically you'll gasp or make a weird sound upon seeing the shooting star.
*Couple watching stars*

Girl: "GASP!"

Dude: "Uhh what just happened?"

Girl: "Did you just see that shooting star? I think I just had a stargasm!"
by DirtyOldHippie November 21, 2014
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