Snarfgasm

An exclamation; a synonym for 'are you serious!?'

-Okay, hand in your labs

-Oh, snarfgasm, I left mine at home.

by FourthXCrunner March 10, 2009

shartgasm

A shartgasm: masturbating before you have diarrhea. Cumming and making the first wet push at the same time.

I sat down an hour after indian food and decided to jerk off. I came just as the first salvo came out- what a shartgasm!!

by axi693 July 25, 2015

sarcgasm

When somebody says something so sarcastic that everyone who heard it has an instant orgasm.

Lady Nancy Astor: If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!
Winston Churchill: And if I were your husband I would drink it!
Bystander #1: Oh snap, I just had a sarcgasm!

by essteeyou September 16, 2010

Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.

"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"

by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008

Snarkcasm

harsh or bitter derision or irony combined with rudeness

a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark in conjunction with being rude

"I don't appreciate your snarkcasm."

by Langston Montana March 16, 2009

Snarcasm

Snarcasm - noun (Snark + Sarcasm)
1. harsh or bitter derision or irony that is brief, subtle, yet quite stabbing and funny.
2. a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark employs coldbloodedness, creativity and is best served unprovoked.

He folded like a cheap cheap suit from the biting snarcasm.

by ItzKat December 10, 2012

snarkasm

sarcasm with an extra dose of snark: a biting remark that goes beyond mere snark or sarcasm, the preferred method of communication for professional smartasses

Sarcasm: "I only come to Jiffy Lube for the free coffee."
Snark: "Well, at least the price is right."
Snarkasm: Asking the Jiffy Lube cashier if she ground the beans herself.

Sarcasm: "Gee, thanks. I've always wanted a Chia Pet."
Snark: "I hope you kept the receipt."
Snarkasm: "Were they out of fruitcakes?"

Sarcasm: "So where's the rest of it?"
Snark: "Five inches is huge if you're 11."
Snarkasm: "Jesus! My mother has a bigger penis."

by MeLoseBrainUhOh February 26, 2011