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Snake Money 

1). Obtaining money through illegal means (i.e. robberies, extortion, pimping or hustling).

2). Name of a Chicago based rapper signed to Ternt Up Ent.
1). "Yeah bruh, that whole house was bought through snake money".

2). "Hey, have you heard of Snake Money? He just did a show out in Seattle".
Snake Money by JO MILD February 18, 2013

One Eyed Snake Monster 

A man's penis! extremely large in size and might scare women!
I pulled out the one eyed snake monster and she almost passed out!
One Eyed Snake Monster by berty68 October 1, 2008

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake) 

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

Mong Snake 

Fictitious beast used to describe a catatonic hangover experience.
Once bitten by the Mong Snake the poison renders the victims incapable of doing anything despite their best intentions.
This happens particularly after alcoholic or drugs excesses the night before, and no matter how much enthusiasm and energy one has to do something, no one is capable of getting up and doing anything until the effects of poison have abated, usually after the pub has opened...
Barney: "Hey folks let's go and get some eggs, bread, some bacon, some mushrooms, and have a fry up!"
Cuthbert: "meh!"
Dibble: "gugh!"
Barney: "How about a game of frizbee?"
Dibble: "mweh!"
Cuthbert: "blub!"
Barney: "looks like we've all been bitten by the mong snake!"
Miss Lovelace: "tee hee hee!"
Mong Snake by Barney Mcgroo October 20, 2011

monkey snake 

a monkeys long penis that looks amost like a snake.
hello im a monkey my penis looks just like a snake its my monkey snake.
monkey snake by walace March 20, 2007