Snaily Mail

Adjective that describes how it takes forever to send or receive email compared to instant messaging.

Hey, send that to me through Skype and not snaily mail.

Snaily Mail by Waterworks Marketing September 12, 2009

snail mail 

Using the regular postal service as opposed to e-mail; suggesting that the service is as slow as a snail.

My uncle send it by snail mail.

snail mail by language changes May 13, 2005

snail mail 

Etymology: Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert
(n) conventional mail in which a letter or package is physically delivered by a postal service, esp. when the object mailed could have been sent electronically via email/e-mail and arrived at the destination instantly

Paranoid about "hackers" spying on him, my boss insists on sending all correspondence via snail mail, which means I can't use my spam filter to ignore him.

snail mail by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004

Snail mail 

Tax funded delivery of trash to your apartment daily, except on Sundays and certain holidays, all year long.

My recycle bin is full of snail mail.

Snail mail by SDLynn May 5, 2017

snail mail facial 

When you ejaculate into a container and mail it to the recipient who then pours it on their face.

Gave that bitch a snail mail facial last week.

snail mail facial by Hngrdngr October 13, 2014

snail mail 

something strongbad does in his weekly routine.

I gotta snail mail in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.

snail mail by john smead February 11, 2005

Snail mail 

Snail mail is mail that is being sent from overseas bound for the United States

Snail mail is mail that is being sent from overseas bound for the United States.

Snail mail by jimbomcc June 1, 2017