Snailemail 

email contact access with a person that does not have broadband internet. in which you cannot send them anything worthwhile watching and it may take them ages to respond to your email because their service is so painfully slow they dont bother using it much.

" dont bother sending any of that good porn to bob, he's on snailemail"

or

"it might just be quicker to ring up bob on the phone and tell him, as hes got snailemail"

Snailemail by kermitgreen May 9, 2009

snailmail

A popular phrase on the Internet for mail services provided by the U.S. Postal Service and similar agencies in other countries. The term has its origins in the fact that regular postal mail is slow compared with e-mail.

I would prefer the picture per e-mail, but if you have no scanner, send me a snailmail.

snailmail by Igor November 25, 2003

SnailMilk 

A rare, fine milk squeezed from exotic snails. Once drank, can increase life expectancy by 5 years.

Ian: "That snailmilk was milkilicious! I even got a boner!"

Andy: "No, that boner was from the handjob I just gave you"

SnailMilk by snails4ever November 5, 2008

snailtrail 

The female form of the bagdrag, the snailtrail is the sliding of one's poonanny across the forehead of an unsuspecting intoxicated or sleeping victim. The snailtrail is best performed during ovulation when discharge is thicker and richer. Note: can result in injury if the snailtrailer is not stealthy.

Hey look, Kira is sleeping peacefully, let's start her morning off right with a snailtrail.

snailtrail by Seeg June 3, 2006

snailtrail 

secretion or wetness found in the panties of women when they are horny.

stop lusting after him for goodness sake your gonna give yourself a snailtrail!!!

snailtrail by jed and deb August 21, 2005

snailtrail 

When you have to start slow and line up the butthole with precum. Once the snailtrail is made one can go ham and make the shit ground beef

I started slow, once I got my snailtrail made I got after that shit like a John Deere in full wheel drive

snailtrail by FattttttJ September 13, 2019

SnailTrail 

the trail of slime that fucked up pieces of shit people leave behind

He was such a piece of evil sht he left a snailtrail everywhere he went !

SnailTrail by str8lace September 21, 2020