Smweed 

Smoke weed.

Let's go to smweed

I smweeded to much

Smweed by DanP23 August 28, 2023

Sweeddy 

Not yet your boyfriend....but not just a friend.A combination of a sweetheart and a buddy.Pronounced sounding like the word "sweaty"......not "sweetie"!!!

Hey,I think this Saturday I'll just go get it in with my Sweeddy.No he's not sleeping over....he's not my man!We're just chilling,I told you he's my Sweeddy!

Sweeddy by Lishazzkitty December 23, 2012

Skweed 

The southern hick term for weed.

This weed is typically very harsh and cheap, just like your daughter's virginity.

Y'all, whom's't'd've smoked up the skweed?

Yall ain't gonna pick up some sour skweed from that Arkie up in Obion are ya?

Skweed by A sad rural tennessee resident October 13, 2017

Sweedo 

A Sweedish guido

Damn, i really hate sweedos. They are worse than guidos

Sweedo by anonniemoose December 13, 2009

shweed 

sheesha (also known as hooka) with a some good weed generously sprinkled on top, preferable kush or white widow. Smoked for some sublime chill times.

Pri: duuuuude i really want some shweed tonight
Gwyn: K, what flavor sheesha you want? Double apple?

Pri: I don't care man, i just wanna use my white widow in a delicious way tonight.

shweed by PriG November 13, 2010

sweedish smoke screen 

when you are in a public bathroom and are pushing out the last few drops of pee and you accidently push out a high pitched stinkey little fart.

shit buddy I just droped an unforgivable sweedish smoke screen.

sweedish smoke screen by nortington the third August 23, 2009

Smewed

When one shits themselves in a school environment

Oh I smewed myself

Smewed by Young Lovers February 27, 2019