Skweed 

The southern hick term for weed.

This weed is typically very harsh and cheap, just like your daughter's virginity.

Y'all, whom's't'd've smoked up the skweed?

Yall ain't gonna pick up some sour skweed from that Arkie up in Obion are ya?

Skweed by A sad rural tennessee resident October 13, 2017

Skweed 

When skating and smoking weed at the same time..

Giddy: "Hey, Jeremy, You up for skweed later?"
Jeremy: "yeah maaan!"
Giddy: "Chilled"

Skweed by Skweeeed FTW September 29, 2011

Skweed 

When it smells like skunk and weed

“It smells like skweed in here”🍃🦨

Skweed by 🦨🦨🦨🦨 March 8, 2024

Skeedo 

The skin-tight lycra-spandex suits worn by ski racers during races and sometimes, unfortunately, after the race on the slopes with the rest of us.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.

Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.

Dude, did you see that guy blow past me wearing a skeedo? There must be a race today.

Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.

Skeedo by Ole the Logger March 12, 2013

Sweeddy 

Not yet your boyfriend....but not just a friend.A combination of a sweetheart and a buddy.Pronounced sounding like the word "sweaty"......not "sweetie"!!!

Hey,I think this Saturday I'll just go get it in with my Sweeddy.No he's not sleeping over....he's not my man!We're just chilling,I told you he's my Sweeddy!

Sweeddy by Lishazzkitty December 23, 2012

Skweezy Jibbs 

An internet comedian sensation.

YO I JUST PEEPED DAT NEW SKWEEZY JIBBS VIDEO AND IT WAS FUCKIN HILARIOUS DAWG!

Skweezy Jibbs by TrafficpIlla January 27, 2010

Sweedo 

A Sweedish guido

Damn, i really hate sweedos. They are worse than guidos

Sweedo by anonniemoose December 13, 2009