smuve 

That’s me

I’m smuve

smuve by Smuve April 9, 2023

Shuve 

When you're a dumb ass cunt who can't spell shove.

Shuve this up your ass 🖕

Shuve by HectorTheDumbassCunt August 10, 2016

Smuv 

Noun

An intense feeling of deep affection that also includes profound awe, unconditional love, supportive friendship,
uncontrollable magnetic attraction, and similar sources of joy and appreciation (eg music, drink, food, late night conversations, hot tubs, nature, the universe, boobs, etc.).

Verb

To feel this intense attraction and love toward someone else.

I have so much smuv for you I can’t think straight. (Noun)

Hi, honey! I smuv you to the moon and back! (Verb)’

Smuv by Hug’n February 11, 2021

souvenereal 

A sexually transmitted disease picked up as a reminder (souvenir) of a sexual encounter.

That’s was a fantastic one night stand at the weekend. I didn’t get her phone number but she’s left me with a right souvenereal.

I’m heading to the doctors now!

souvenereal by Chrish77 February 18, 2020

Smuvacate

Not being able to breath thanks to the privates of a female partner sitting on your face

Make sure you hover next time or true god I’ll Smuvacate

Smuvacate by Non-of-ya November 5, 2021

smaven 

an individual who makes themselves sound effortlessly better than you. One who has a multi-faceted expertiece of whatever topic is being discussed at the time.

average person- " That's a great song! Man that guy sings great! I wish i could sing like that!"

smaven guy- "Yeah, i could've been a rock star, but i didn't wanna travel that much, and i'd rather work here anyway."

smaven by grizzly503 January 13, 2010

Sauverwald 

one of the sexiest people known to mankind.

Man, that dude is a Sauverwald.

Sauverwald by chelseaaaaa_ February 1, 2009