Smurry

People that are called this are usually around the age of 13. They play baseball for a club named rake city and they only hit doubles. Another two known facts about the “smurry” is that he knows more about world war 2 history than his own teacher Mrs. Rees. The other fact is that he takes 2 foot lead offs whenever he is on base. This smurry is very rare and you do not want to go within 10 feet of this mammal or he will attack.

A true smurry only knows the date of birth of his dog but not his two sisters

Smurry by ConnO’ July 6, 2019

Smurry

A person who smells after eating curry

'Oh I had to sit next to the worst Smurry on the train today'

Smurry by yame1986 March 9, 2010

sam scurry 

someone with undeniable sex appeal booty drop

wow! look at the ass on that sam scurry!
TOTALLY DUUUDE

sam scurry by sam scurry August 4, 2007

Scurryfunge 

A hasty tidying of the house between the time you see a neighbor and the time he/she knocks on the door.

-John Gould's Maine Lingo: Boiled Owls, Billdads, and Wazzats, 1975

My hectic scurryfunge was the result of a missed call from Bob saying he'd come over.

Scurryfunge by Hells Angel 69 June 1, 2009

surry 

To move with the expectation of having a good time.

We're going to "surry" down to the stone soul picnic.

surry by Lks/Lts September 3, 2008

smurray 

n. a small pouch of fabric used to snugly encase the male genitalia (frank AND beans) while surfing, restricting the testicles from retreating into the body cavity
plural: smurries or smurae

origins: Early polynesian canoes have been found with carvings depicting the tying of the smurray, a coming of age ceremony when boys are first taught to surf. The smurray was tied tightly and was believed to keep young boys confident that their first waves would not frighten them back to adolescence.

current use: popularity of the smurray, once limited to polynesian tribes and soul surfers, has risen dramatically in Panama and Southeast Florida seemingly alongside the of gay and pseudo-gay culture.

"Dude, that wave was scaryhuge, thank god I had on my smurray or my nuts would be at my throat!"

So Stefan, want to try on the new smurries i bought from the cute smurray botique?" "I sure do Terrence, I love the cute smurray shop up the street, I bought a pair of smurae there last week."

smurray by Kenneth J Rockmoore March 12, 2010

Slurryitus Cystitis

Vaginal infection caused by not changing your soiled underwear quick enough after a severe dose of Slurryitus. Female only disease, (and possibly post op Transexuals).

Susan, (whilst in the toilet cubicle): " AAAAAAARGH!!! Fuck it stings when I piss and my flaps stink of shit!!".

Judith, (from the next door cubicle): " You should have changed your panties when you shat yourself in the paste room yesterday. I warned you about Slurryitus Cystitis. I am a first aider you know.

Slurryitus Cystitis by Upchucker March 31, 2009