People that are called this are usually around the age of 13. They play baseball for a club named rake city and they only hit doubles. Another two known facts about the “smurry” is that he knows more about world war 2 history than his own teacher Mrs. Rees. The other fact is that he takes 2 foot lead offs whenever he is on base. This smurry is very rare and you do not want to go within 10 feet of this mammal or he will attack.
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by sam scurry August 4, 2007
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plural: smurries or smurae
origins: Early polynesian canoes have been found with carvings depicting the tying of the smurray, a coming of age ceremony when boys are first taught to surf. The smurray was tied tightly and was believed to keep young boys confident that their first waves would not frighten them back to adolescence.
current use: popularity of the smurray, once limited to polynesian tribes and soul surfers, has risen dramatically in Panama and Southeast Florida seemingly alongside the of gay and pseudo-gay culture.
plural: smurries or smurae
origins: Early polynesian canoes have been found with carvings depicting the tying of the smurray, a coming of age ceremony when boys are first taught to surf. The smurray was tied tightly and was believed to keep young boys confident that their first waves would not frighten them back to adolescence.
current use: popularity of the smurray, once limited to polynesian tribes and soul surfers, has risen dramatically in Panama and Southeast Florida seemingly alongside the of gay and pseudo-gay culture.
"Dude, that wave was scaryhuge, thank god I had on my smurray or my nuts would be at my throat!"
So Stefan, want to try on the new smurries i bought from the cute smurray botique?" "I sure do Terrence, I love the cute smurray shop up the street, I bought a pair of smurae there last week."
So Stefan, want to try on the new smurries i bought from the cute smurray botique?" "I sure do Terrence, I love the cute smurray shop up the street, I bought a pair of smurae there last week."
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Susan, (whilst in the toilet cubicle): " AAAAAAARGH!!! Fuck it stings when I piss and my flaps stink of shit!!".
Judith, (from the next door cubicle): " You should have changed your panties when you shat yourself in the paste room yesterday. I warned you about Slurryitus Cystitis. I am a first aider you know.
Judith, (from the next door cubicle): " You should have changed your panties when you shat yourself in the paste room yesterday. I warned you about Slurryitus Cystitis. I am a first aider you know.
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