The amount of your daily/weekly/monthly/annual budget that is dedicated to smut; including (but not limited to): money spent on strip clubs, happy ending massage parlors, pornographic materials, and sex toys.

“What’s your smudget?”
“Your ginormous smudget is financially sinking this household!”
“Just because ‘smudget’ is a word now, it still doesn’t make prostitution legal”

Smudget by Geswho89 November 28, 2017

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Smudgevolt

A very amazing artist on gamejolt, with an interesting artstyle and major improvements with every drawing

You: wow! Smudgevolt is an amazing artist!
Me: I know right!

Smudgevolt by TheSecretImpostor March 11, 2021

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smudgeon

to beat somebody or something into a smudge

I smudgeoned the hare to death. There was only an ear left, a smudge you might say.

smudgeon by kim dahlroth January 26, 2005

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Smudget

Smudget: A small budget

I don't have a lot of disposable income, I live on a smudget.

Smudget by Wyominggirl June 26, 2012

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Oklahoma Smudge Pot

A group of hillbillies buttfuck each other in the woods and jar up their combined ass queefs. Afterwords they take turns huffing it starting with the one that nutted first.

Hey Billy! Hey Stuart! Let’s cross the crick over yonder to the woods and have us an Oklahoma Smudge Pot! It’s been a LONG week!

Oklahoma Smudge Pot by FuckYourManager December 20, 2023

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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