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Smudge muffin

A term used to describe someone who loves eating vagina!
Hey did you hear? That Tommy is a total smudge muffin!
Smudge muffin by Hom2436 January 24, 2018
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Smudge muffin

An obese woman that wears too much makeup.
Every office needs a good smudge muffin for solid comic relief.
Smudge muffin by Unkleslam May 8, 2015

Sludgemuffin 

A word often used for extreme ecstasy, or extreme anger. An incredible insult, or amazing sexual abilities.
"Ohhh Becky! Sludgemuffin!"

"She is such a sludgemuffin...ew."
Sludgemuffin by wutt. December 31, 2013

smudgemuffin 

When somebody takes a dump so hard it leaves marks on the toilet that can't be removed through flushing
man i just cleaned this toilet and theres already a smudgemuffin

this smudgemuffin is so big i need to take a picture
smudgemuffin by kurtistheturtle December 10, 2009

sludgemuffin 

wordIced teaword with a little wordMountain Dew[word poured in.
I love to drink sludgemuffins.
sludgemuffin by Trogdor September 28, 2003
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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