Smudge muffin

A term used to describe someone who loves eating vagina!

Hey did you hear? That Tommy is a total smudge muffin!

Smudge muffin by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

Smudge muffin

An obese woman that wears too much makeup.

Every office needs a good smudge muffin for solid comic relief.

Smudge muffin by Unkleslam May 8, 2015

Sludgemuffin 

A word often used for extreme ecstasy, or extreme anger. An incredible insult, or amazing sexual abilities.

"Ohhh Becky! Sludgemuffin!"

"She is such a sludgemuffin...ew."

Sludgemuffin by wutt. December 31, 2013

smudgemuffin 

When somebody takes a dump so hard it leaves marks on the toilet that can't be removed through flushing

man i just cleaned this toilet and theres already a smudgemuffin

this smudgemuffin is so big i need to take a picture

smudgemuffin by kurtistheturtle December 10, 2009

sludgemuffin 

wordIced teaword with a little wordMountain Dewword poured in.

I love to drink sludgemuffins.

sludgemuffin by Trogdor September 28, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019