SMORF

Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart

On band camp:
Ashlie (leaps in) : Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart!!
Emma: Wat a SMORF
Fergus (walks in)
Emma: Geez fergus ur such a friggin SMORF

by Emma tha smorf October 14, 2007

SMORF

Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart

On band camp:
Ashlie (leaps in) : Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart!!
Emma: Wat a SMORF
Evelyn (walks in)
Emma: Geez evelyn ur such a friggin SMORF

by Emma tha smorf October 14, 2007

smorfing

Smorfing requires a female corpse that is a day or two old, and a partner. One person tries to put their entire mouth around the vaginal area, but whether he attempts to seal it is his own choice. When he is ready, his partner puts great pressure (usually sudden) on the abdomen, and the other gets a good mouth/faceful of the stagnant fluids that have accumulated in the area.

Me and Hank were totally smorfing this chick, and I had the most foul taste in my mouth you could ever imagine, and that's when the cops burst in.

by Revchu March 25, 2004

smorfing

Pronunciation: ˈsmȯr-fiŋ

Function: intransitive verb

To eject/discharge wax from the ear canal. Just as "number 1" and "number 2" are considered as a numerical reference to urination and defecation, smorfing is "number 12".

The walls of the cubicle would never be the same after William was smorfing on his break.

by Human Overth February 21, 2010

Smorf

A disabled smurf. Someone that needs help.

Victor, why are you eating that tree? Your such a smorf.

by ChoompaLover911 November 28, 2017

Smorf

An affectionate term for the noun geek, or used as a verb for being geeking / a loser. No relation to the term smorfing

Kayleigh was being a complete smorf in bed with Robbo, when suddenly her period started.

by Devilish-Ash July 20, 2005

smorfed

the sensation a person gets when they not only get drunk, but also high as well

I guess i smoked too much weed and also drank too much last night because i woke up smorfed.

by Mclovin11 January 16, 2008