Smorf
Smorf by ChoompaLover911 November 27, 2017
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SMORF
On band camp:
Ashlie (leaps in) : Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart!!
Emma: Wat a SMORF
Fergus (walks in)
Emma: Geez fergus ur such a friggin SMORF
Ashlie (leaps in) : Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart!!
Emma: Wat a SMORF
Fergus (walks in)
Emma: Geez fergus ur such a friggin SMORF
SMORF by Emma tha smorf October 29, 2007
Related Words
Smorf • smorfing • smorfed • Smorflaoopla • smorfle • Smörfluga • Lefal Smorf • smoof • Smorange • smoft
Smorf
An affectionate term for the noun geek, or used as a verb for being geeking / a loser. No relation to the term smorfing
Smorf by Devilish-Ash August 11, 2005
SMORF
On band camp:
Ashlie (leaps in) : Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart!!
Emma: Wat a SMORF
Evelyn (walks in)
Emma: Geez evelyn ur such a friggin SMORF
Ashlie (leaps in) : Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart!!
Emma: Wat a SMORF
Evelyn (walks in)
Emma: Geez evelyn ur such a friggin SMORF
SMORF by Emma tha smorf October 29, 2007
Smorf
Lefal Smorf
Gangster Style Solid Individual Who Happens To Be Vertically Challenged. Also Known As Dwaaaaaaful Mess
Lefal Smorf by MerrowYerrow October 18, 2008
smorgasbroad
A vast array of beautiful women, or hotties, found in a relatively small area. They might vary in height, hair color, or ethnicity, but such variety is irrelevant and rather welcome. Unfortunately, they are too often the targets of douchebags and thus victims of the douchebaggery of frat daddies.
For a smorgasbroad to exist, estimates of the number of hotties should be at least 35-40% of any group of people, and preferably higher.
(And thanks to an old friend of mine from whom I first heard this term back in 1988.)
For a smorgasbroad to exist, estimates of the number of hotties should be at least 35-40% of any group of people, and preferably higher.
(And thanks to an old friend of mine from whom I first heard this term back in 1988.)
First guy: "Dude, check out all the babes here!"
Second guy: "Yes, this is a veritable smorgasbroad."
First guy: "Uh oh, that douchebag guido is going in for the kill! That chick is going to laugh at his porcupine hair and orange skin!"
Second guy: "Let's watch her trample his little ego! This should be a lot of fun."
Second guy: "Yes, this is a veritable smorgasbroad."
First guy: "Uh oh, that douchebag guido is going in for the kill! That chick is going to laugh at his porcupine hair and orange skin!"
Second guy: "Let's watch her trample his little ego! This should be a lot of fun."
smorgasbroad by wheezer04041966 May 18, 2008
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