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smoqueed 

A homophone of "smoke weed," which due to its resemblence to generic Arabic-sounding words, is used to alert friends of Arab descent that one would like to consume marijuana.
John: "Hey man, smoqueed?"
Ali: "Hell yeah!"
smoqueed by chemicaldan March 30, 2009
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Also known as Smokke, biggest pro in Rocket League and very humble rapper. He is very kind and handsome.
Imagine he is like Smoqqe!
Smoqqe by eminemfanboy22 November 24, 2021
A secret word that means "Smoke Weed".
Some people use it on their Facebook about me's and profiles, other's use it while texting just in case of parents.
Sure man, I love to Smoqeed!
Smoqeed by nevershoutyourmom69 November 2, 2010

Smokqing 

Smokqing is when Kings and Queens smoke together. kq kings and queens
When we pry smokqing we are united !
Smokqing by Christopher Dalli January 7, 2022
Another word for semen, commonly used by people who try to be cool by avoiding the word semen.
Who the hell has jars of smoq in their house?
Smoq by BakedPiesAreGood February 24, 2026

Stoqqaqqelist

A person who restocks shelves at stores.
The stoqqaqqelists were restocking the store aisles as the customers were shopping.
Stoqqaqqelist by Choochball August 5, 2026
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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