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smootherness

Nailing every chick on the floor took some mad smootherness.
smootherness by Pimpdizzle Forizzle February 4, 2005

smootherine 

A man who is superiorly suave, or more"smooth" than most men. Aka a man with swagger.
This man is a smootherine.
smootherine by IsaacBambooa March 17, 2017

smothercate

The act of an obese person rolling over on their slimmer mate, usually resulting in death.

A combination of sufficating & smothering someone to death
I was watching CSI the other night, and this fat woman smothercated her boyfriend, or whateva
smothercate by OSA March 3, 2005

smothercate

Smothercate is the hypoxic condition resulting from the lack of oxygen through mechanical, compressive or chemical interference with resperation. Smothercate is the consolidation of many words with the same meaning; successfully replacing smother, suffocate or asphyxiate and their variations.
Cyndi thought she would smothercate from all the smoke.
smothercate by Big Wave May 31, 2007

Smotheration 

A combination of smothering and suffication, typically with pillows. See also: Smotherate -ed, -ing.
Well officer, it seems the victim succumbed to violent smotheration.
Smotheration by Curtis Meyer October 23, 2009

Smothecate 

1. usually used when describing how someone can be smothering and suffocating you at the same time. Used in reference to a significant other, spouse or friend..... being smothered or suffocated with feelings (usually unwanted).

2. the way a person with claustrophobia would feel in a tight spot (smothered and suffocated)
1. Why you always tryin to smothecate me with your "I Love You's" or I feel like I am gonna smothecate in this relationship.

2. I felt like I was about to smothecate in the damn elevator with all those people.
Smothecate by NyLilmommaNicNic36 November 30, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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