smoother
I was tryin' to get some stank on my hang down and da bitch hit me wit the smoother. You know fer smoothin' da clothes. As seen on the TV show Cops.
smoother by Seth Tallman September 11, 2006
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smoother • Smootherate • smootherine • smootherness • Dog Smoother • The Smoother (drink) • blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear • My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck • The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing. • Smoothe Rodriguez
Dog Smoother
One who's sole focus is to seek out and comfort, console and or befriend a Baby Mama with the single purpose of getting an easy lay.
Dog Smoother by Dog Smoother April 24, 2009
The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing.
A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".
Implies that "size matters".
Implies that "size matters".
Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."
Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"
Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."
Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"
Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."
The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing. by Dakron July 11, 2014
The Smoother (drink)
Alcoholic drink made with Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Irish Crème', Coffee Liqueur, Chocolate Syrup, Whipped Cream, and a Maraschino Cherry.
When she gets fucked up on The Smoother (drink), her legs will "smooth" right open so you can fuck her brains out.
smooth smoother alcohol ice cream Irish crème coffee liqueur chocolate syrup whipped cream Maraschino cherry drink open legs
smooth smoother alcohol ice cream Irish crème coffee liqueur chocolate syrup whipped cream Maraschino cherry drink open legs
The Smoother (drink) by She's Crafty September 6, 2013
My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck
Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck
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