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Smoosh Job

When a morbidly obese woman sits on your face suffocating you to near death.
Bro, needed an engine crane to get Linda off my face after that smoosh job.
by Epicwins July 6, 2019
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smoochjob

Oral stimulation applied to a penis, clitoris, vulva, or anus with kissing. Reaching orgasm by means of predominantly or exclusively lip-to-genital contact.
Patrick: "Honey, I think I want a smoochjob."
Ansley: "A what? Is this something nasty?"
Patrick: "Just keep kissing my dick!"

My redhead bf Clive is always begging me for a smoochjob. It's actually easier than a full blowjob, so I'm not complaining!
by legendsword2 August 11, 2020
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