smoog 

A small furry creature who gives people kisses in dreams. Often appears at low resolutions (12x12)

You're so low-res, you're smoog.

smoog by Ben July 27, 2003

smoog 

a fart from the penis opposite of queef

last night, when i shoved a pencil into my pee hole, i smooged

smoog by boobsman July 25, 2004

smoog 

Oral sex involving the male penis.

I just got some smoog yesterday.

smoog by John Dosch September 23, 2007

smoog rat 

A sketch person that doesn't bring much to the table.

No one really likes Aaron he is a smoog rat.

smoog rat by Doubled2292 January 15, 2010

Smeogol 

1. Character from Lord of The Rings trilogy that is very sneaky and has a lust and desire for the ring. Also known as Gollum

2.A person mentally overtaken by an obsession who goes to extreme measures of any sort to obtain their desires or goals. Hard drug addicts commonly fit the definition or obsessive abusive partners that think of nothing else.

That crackhead at the bus depot was certainly the ultimate smeogol .

Smeogol by Old school bossman September 9, 2020

smog 

Term used by gay men still officially "in the closet" to proposition others without directly asking for sex. An outright calling for sex, akin to bathroom feet touching in the Larry Craig incident.

Hey smoggie mcsmoggerstein!!
Huh?
oh, never mind

smog by weui2347r9 May 5, 2008

Smoge 

Definition 1: To smoke
Definition 2: To be sad, it is sad

Guy 1: Let's smoge outside
Guy 2: I quit cigarettes last month
Guy 1: Smoge :(

Smoge by basedyoba June 1, 2021