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Refers to someone who performs the act of cunninglingus.

A person who goes down on the smoo. Can be a male or female.

Derivation is from a New Zealand sketch comedy show called Moon TV.
Derek: "Man, I love to munch on the pussey"
Jeff: "Really?"
Derek: "Yeah bro, I'm a smoodiver from Nam"
by Smoodiver April 12, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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