Smoliver

Anyone who looks like, acts like, our just might be Dwight Schrute.

Is That the guy from the Office?? No, it's Smoliver.

by Bra son June 9, 2011

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A term used to refer to a person who asks for a bite, lick or taste of something and then consumes the entirety- all of it. Originates from the english language phrases "some" and "all of it".

God, you're such a Smoliver! I offered you a bite and you ate the whole thing!

I just wanted Smolivit.

by Bra son June 9, 2011

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Smoliver

While Performing vaginal or anal sex "doggy style", the act of withdrawing the penis and ejaculating on the small of a woman's back.

Guy: How do you want me to finish?
Girl: I want you to Smoliver

I was doing this girl and had the most powerful smoliver of my life

by Bra son June 9, 2011

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A very frightening creature that will unleash her murderous rage upon you at a drop of the hat. A Smolover feels that she (it) is sexy and will hold provocative poses with her legs apart, but mostly it just stinks. A Smolover lurks at lunch time... seeking it's prey to swallow whole in one gulp. When anxious, the Smolover lets out a noxious foul smell.
The Smolover most resembles Sigmund the Sea Monster.

"Don't be such a smolover."

"Do you smell that? Must be a smolover!"

"I feel a chill up my spine... must be a smolover lurking close by"

"SMOLOVER!"

by Shiva Shamboo February 25, 2010

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