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Smolleting 

Lying or fabricating a story that paints yourself as a victim for the purpose of gaining some form of benefit, whether financial or otherwise.
"Joseph's giving me more bullshit excuses as to why he still hasn't finished the renovations! I'm sick of all his smolleting!"
Smolleting by Grumpy fun April 1, 2019

Smolletted 

When you try to pull a scam but forget that cameras cover nearly every square inch of every place you ever go.
She tried to pull the slippery floor scam but got Smolletted throwing water on the floor and lieing down on top of it
Smolletted by NunayoBidness January 31, 2019

SmokeTime 

FaceTiming someone while you both smoke.
"I'm gonna pack my bowl and then I'll give you a call so we can SmokeTime"
SmokeTime by Seachell May 5, 2016

jussie smollette 

Small insignificant b-list ballsack or scrotum that desires to glisten with moisture from semen and/or saliva in order to appear juicy.
Allah no i can neva 4git dat lil gay nigga n da way he did teabag me wit his sackalicious jussie smollette

smoetimes 

Smoetimes is the word you use when you're about to use the word sometimes twice in a sentence but you feel the sentence needs an added bit of variety. Sentence "flair" is one way to describe it. It's purely for aesthetic reasons.
kauhornz: i hate family guy it's so awful
sonofashrub: its funny sometimes and smoetimes its not that great
smoetimes by Dierdre Chou April 30, 2006

Smolletted 

When someone blames you for doing something you didn’t do
I just got smolletted, the cops are blaming me for something I didn’t do
Smolletted by Imtiredoftypingnow2 February 20, 2019