Smolletime

When fake allegations, despite an army of easily manipulated twitter drones, turns out to be nonsense.

Wow, this attack on Vic Mignogna is smolletime.

by Zofryer February 21, 2019

Smolleting

Lying or fabricating a story that paints yourself as a victim for the purpose of gaining some form of benefit, whether financial or otherwise.

"Joseph's giving me more bullshit excuses as to why he still hasn't finished the renovations! I'm sick of all his smolleting!"

by Grumpy fun April 1, 2019

Smolletted

When you try to pull a scam but forget that cameras cover nearly every square inch of every place you ever go.

She tried to pull the slippery floor scam but got Smolletted throwing water on the floor and lieing down on top of it

by NunayoBidness January 31, 2019

SmokeTime

FaceTiming someone while you both smoke.

"I'm gonna pack my bowl and then I'll give you a call so we can SmokeTime"

by Seachell May 5, 2016

jussie smollette

Small insignificant b-list ballsack or scrotum that desires to glisten with moisture from semen and/or saliva in order to appear juicy.

Allah no i can neva 4git dat lil gay nigga n da way he did teabag me wit his sackalicious jussie smollette

by Juissy Smallsette April 6, 2019

smoetimes

Smoetimes is the word you use when you're about to use the word sometimes twice in a sentence but you feel the sentence needs an added bit of variety. Sentence "flair" is one way to describe it. It's purely for aesthetic reasons.

kauhornz: i hate family guy it's so awful
sonofashrub: its funny sometimes and smoetimes its not that great

by Dierdre Chou April 30, 2006

Smolletted

When someone blames you for doing something you didn’t do

I just got smolletted, the cops are blaming me for something I didn’t do

by Imtiredoftypingnow2 February 20, 2019