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Smoke off 

Smoke off (n.):
A smoke off is a true test of manhood, an activity to seperate men from boys. Consider it the "March Madness" of getting high. A smoke off is called simply by saying "Smo smo smoke off", or if everyone is already baked out of their minds you may use "Mo mo moke off" (see moke off). Those who reply by again saying "Smo smo smoke off" will surely be put to the cannabis challenge as bowl after bowl after bowl is packed and smoked. The last man standing has truly earned the right to be called a gentleman, a scholar, and a stoner.
Stoner 1: "Smo smo smoke off pussies, I'm not even high"
Stoners 2-7: "Smo smo smoke off"

An hour or so later

Dead silence as surely everyone has given into the true power of pot and has passed out where they sat during the smoke off.
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to smoke off/ to be smoked off 

Blow Job To have ones cock sucked as if it were a cigarette.
Damn that bitch just mother fuckin' smoked me off! That was alright!

Smoke Me Off 

An insult similar to suck me off but with decorative variation and added humour that makes it sound better.
P1: mate you couldn't score in a brothel
P2: shutup you gay
P1: smoke me off
Smoke Me Off by felixg123 January 12, 2011

Smoke it off 

Everyone goes through bullshit daily, best thing to do is roll up a fat J/Grab a fat Slob and smoke it off.
a way to forget the bullshit.
Steve: hey bro im having a bad day today, i dont have smoke
John: dont trip i have some dabss, lets smoke it off
Smoke it off by FioKioSio June 27, 2023

smoke your face off

The term used for smoking so much dank your face is numb / feels completely gone
God damn steve i think you fucking smoke your face off; i feel very facesmokedoffish at the moment; Smoke your face off
smoke your face off by harleywood December 31, 2008

Jerk off and smoke Newports 

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!

smokeoffable 

adj.; Of such a nature as to be used as a lighter in a smoking situation.
When there is no lighter to be found, just use the smokeoffable candle.
smokeoffable by vinnysguitar August 7, 2011
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