a Pokelet is a commonly used phrase when referring to holes created in pocketless shorts. It is also sometimes used to describe intercourse with somebody in an unidentified crevise. 'i poked her in her clammy pokelet'
'ahh these stupid shorts have no pockets for my phone, im going to have to make some pokelets'
'i porked her in a clammy pokelet'
'i porked her in a clammy pokelet'
by felixg123 March 11, 2010
Kris: what do you think he'd do if i got my old bill out and slapped it down on the table.
Kris: i got fackin chased by the old bill the other day, i only went and charlie sprinted into a police van.
Kris: i got fackin chased by the old bill the other day, i only went and charlie sprinted into a police van.
by felixg123 February 19, 2010
The best looking girl visible on the bus that you stare at when taking a journey. Even though she is not necissarily that attractive and just something to look at, you still think about ragging her silly.
by Felixg123 September 21, 2009
by Felixg123 September 26, 2009
a particularly stinky vagina that you get a whiff of when the occupant of the reeker walks past, it tends to remind the smeller of slippery salmon making their way downsteam to the mating grounds via a salmon shute.
by felixg123 March 11, 2010
An insult similar to suck me off but with decorative variation and added humour that makes it sound better.
by felixg123 January 11, 2011