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Sofya
Comes off as shy but once you get to know her there the type of person you could talk to for hours without getting bored. Conversations with Sofya definitely have a therapeutic effect, their also the most considerate and trustworthy person I know. They're extremely funny and can turn boring moments into the most memorable ones. When you meet a Sofya enjoy their company for as long as you can, you might just find you have more in common than you could ever imagine.
Sofya
Gorgeous AF. The kindest, the most loving and hardworking girl ever. Always willing to help, sometimes to the point where she sacrifices a lot of her own time and resources. Very non-confrontational and caring. Everybody needs a Sofya in their life. Literally the best cook out there.
smlfy
smlfy by SammyHammy1234 June 5, 2017
Smoky tornado
When using breasts to stimulate a penis, the man lights his pubic hair on fire right before he is about to produce. Then the woman finishes him off using her mouth and puts out the pubic fire using a small electronic fan.
Smoky tornado by Rtrock June 2, 2007
sofyan
Someone u cant stop thinking about.
Handsome, sexy , sweet, funny, cute, he's got it all and more. Once u get hold of a sofyan never let him go because he is the most amazing guy u will ever meet.
Also a great kisser and hottest lover.
One of a kind man and he's all mine. I love him with all my heart and always will.
Handsome, sexy , sweet, funny, cute, he's got it all and more. Once u get hold of a sofyan never let him go because he is the most amazing guy u will ever meet.
Also a great kisser and hottest lover.
One of a kind man and he's all mine. I love him with all my heart and always will.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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