the devine act of ass fucking then pulling out your shitty dick and sticking it the ear of the reciever and yelling shittydickwilly bitch shittydickwilly bitch
a short chubbyguy that poops his pants under pressure. like when driving to the doctor or having to work a double at an irish pub. he has also been known to leave skiddy undies in random places around the house.
hi my name is rick i work at martinos in cincinnati ohio. if you want an example, come see me at work. i'll show you my skids. I'm knows as ShittyRickyFromRoss.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"