Smittied 

To get pulled into a booze and coke fueled vortex of a conversation that often continues late into the night or early into the morning.

I went to happy hour last night for one drink and got {Smittied} until 5:00 AM.

Smittied by Silky Johnson 69 April 28, 2017

tall ol' smitties 

Small ol' Titties.

May refer to a female that has an unusually small bust size. See flatchested.

The opposite of tig ol' bitties which refer to a woman's large breasts.

A woman with tall ol' smitties may be subject to ridicule and humiliation by others, and may not be considered a suitable mate by some men. This, however, is not recommended because all titties should be seen as a gift from God. Some men enjoy tall ol' smitties because they tend to be more perky than tig ol' bitties.

Guy A: Man, look at the tig ol' bitties on that girl over there! DAMN!!

Guy B: Yeah, but her friend's tall ol' smitties are just fine.

Guy A: Tall ol' smitties can't be fine! What's wrong with you man?

Guy B: Man, trust, tall ol' smitties are just fine. They're almost always perky, and I don't have to worry about much saggage.

Guy A: I see your point man, tig ol' bitties can get a little saggy at times.

tall ol' smitties by thaChamp April 3, 2010

tall smitties 

The opposite of "tig bitties" or "tig ol bitties". It basically means small titties with the "sm" and "t" switched.

Damn that girl has some tig ol bitties. Yeah, but her homegirl got some tall ass smitties.

tall smitties by Kics March 28, 2004

Smitties 

short Tall Smitties

Small Titties

Hakoh: Yo, that girl got a big ass

Jackson: yea, but she got some smitties

Smitties by Hakoh August 24, 2008

Smitties 

Saggy Man Titties.

A.K.A. Moobs (Man Boobs)

Her boyfriend had smitties with hairy moles on them. She preferred that he kept his shirt on while they engaged in sexual intercourse because his smitties made her tiny titties look like pimples.

Smitties by jemenoki September 13, 2013

Tall Smitties 

A girl with small to no titties in the A cup to flat chested range

DAAAAMN! Sarah has some tall smitties

Tall Smitties by BadPandaStyleKru May 15, 2003

shity smittie 

when a friend deficates in his/her pants because they were to lazy to go to a restroom.

you suck man, why did you pull a shity smittie and ruin the camping trip?

shity smittie by Arthur F. July 29, 2007