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Smittidge

The act of waving your foot in a threatening manner while drunk.
Chris was laying drunk on the couch being made fun of by her children. She then raised her leg and waved fer foot threateningly and yelled “do you want a smittidge?”
by Deenicecube July 15, 2018
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Smitting

A feeling of strong likely that leads to falling for someone. Thinkking about a person all the time.
I'm totally smitting for you!
by Adriana January 31, 2005
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Smitting

Can't stop thinking about a person wanting to spend every min of every day with someone. A feeling you can't kick thinking about how it could be should be or would have been. Missing them so much you think about them when you wake up when you go to sleep or when something goes wrong. Wanting to tell them about all the important events in your life but to ashamed to text.
Am I smitting is it love? or a close friendship? that you can't shake. Is it the trust you built or the time you spend together?
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 3, 2019
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shitmidget

A person, usually male, who acts like a douchebag in a manner that comes, not from confidence, but obvious over-compensation for low self-esteem.
"Joe is telling everybody about his hot long-distance girlfriend from Canada again - what a shitmidget."
by Mister Satyr March 7, 2009
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Daan Smitting

Continuous and extensive chatter about a specific, usually simple issue. (other as Saul Goodmaning)
Breaking down into prime factors. Boring and philosophical. A monologue that repels the recipient with its extensiveness and highly-theoretical knowledge, even if you could put it in a one good sentence.
- Do you have a skincare routine?
- Glad you have asked. If you want gorgeous skin 30 years from now, the choices you make today will help that happen. Beautiful skin is a lifelong process and developing a daily skin care routine today can help you keep my beautiful skin for the future. At the same time, negative skin care routines now can harm my or yours skin for the future.
It’s all about health. Skincare is important to maintain a good image as a CEO.
- Can you stop daan smitting, please? It was a yes-no question! And I haven't received the answer that satisfies me in the end.
by ryksryks January 14, 2023
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smitting

Paul Sheppard in his gimp suit and pimp stick is smitting on papa smurf
by Roger934 November 13, 2009
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shitmidget

Wow, I never want to have shitmidgets of my own!
by inthecorridor September 4, 2009
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