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Smitties 

short Tall Smitties

Small Titties



Hakoh: Yo, that girl got a big ass

Jackson: yea, but she got some smitties
Smitties by Hakoh August 24, 2008
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Smitties 

Saggy Man Titties.

A.K.A. Moobs (Man Boobs)
Her boyfriend had smitties with hairy moles on them. She preferred that he kept his shirt on while they engaged in sexual intercourse because his smitties made her tiny titties look like pimples.
Smitties by jemenoki September 13, 2013

Smitties 

The plural acronym for the phrase "See Me In Ten Years" pertaining to young women used by (legal) older males when they would like to engage in sexual intercourse or sexual acts of any kind.
"Bro, check out that group of smitties over there."
"Yeah bro! We could totally dominate those smitties!"
Smitties by SmithySmith September 30, 2008

Smitties 

His Smitties were HUGE !
Smitties by Ramh March 6, 2017

tall ol' smitties 

Small ol' Titties.

May refer to a female that has an unusually small bust size. See flatchested.

The opposite of tig ol' bitties which refer to a woman's large breasts.

A woman with tall ol' smitties may be subject to ridicule and humiliation by others, and may not be considered a suitable mate by some men. This, however, is not recommended because all titties should be seen as a gift from God. Some men enjoy tall ol' smitties because they tend to be more perky than tig ol' bitties.
Guy A: Man, look at the tig ol' bitties on that girl over there! DAMN!!

Guy B: Yeah, but her friend's tall ol' smitties are just fine.

Guy A: Tall ol' smitties can't be fine! What's wrong with you man?

Guy B: Man, trust, tall ol' smitties are just fine. They're almost always perky, and I don't have to worry about much saggage.

Guy A: I see your point man, tig ol' bitties can get a little saggy at times.
tall ol' smitties by thaChamp April 3, 2010

tall smitties 

The opposite of "tig bitties" or "tig ol bitties". It basically means small titties with the "sm" and "t" switched.
Damn that girl has some tig ol bitties. Yeah, but her homegirl got some tall ass smitties.
tall smitties by Kics March 28, 2004

Tall Smitties 

A girl with small to no titties in the A cup to flat chested range
DAAAAMN! Sarah has some tall smitties
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