by Hakoh August 24, 2008
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The plural acronym for the phrase "See Me In Ten Years" pertaining to young women used by (legal) older males when they would like to engage in sexual intercourse or sexual acts of any kind.
"Bro, check out that group of smitties over there."
"Yeah bro! We could totally dominate those smitties!"
"Yeah bro! We could totally dominate those smitties!"
by SmithySmith September 30, 2008
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May refer to a female that has an unusually small bust size. See flatchested.
The opposite of tig ol' bitties which refer to a woman's large breasts.
A woman with tall ol' smitties may be subject to ridicule and humiliation by others, and may not be considered a suitable mate by some men. This, however, is not recommended because all titties should be seen as a gift from God. Some men enjoy tall ol' smitties because they tend to be more perky than tig ol' bitties.
May refer to a female that has an unusually small bust size. See flatchested.
The opposite of tig ol' bitties which refer to a woman's large breasts.
A woman with tall ol' smitties may be subject to ridicule and humiliation by others, and may not be considered a suitable mate by some men. This, however, is not recommended because all titties should be seen as a gift from God. Some men enjoy tall ol' smitties because they tend to be more perky than tig ol' bitties.
Guy A: Man, look at the tig ol' bitties on that girl over there! DAMN!!
Guy B: Yeah, but her friend's tall ol' smitties are just fine.
Guy A: Tall ol' smitties can't be fine! What's wrong with you man?
Guy B: Man, trust, tall ol' smitties are just fine. They're almost always perky, and I don't have to worry about much saggage.
Guy A: I see your point man, tig ol' bitties can get a little saggy at times.
Guy B: Yeah, but her friend's tall ol' smitties are just fine.
Guy A: Tall ol' smitties can't be fine! What's wrong with you man?
Guy B: Man, trust, tall ol' smitties are just fine. They're almost always perky, and I don't have to worry about much saggage.
Guy A: I see your point man, tig ol' bitties can get a little saggy at times.
by thaChamp April 3, 2010
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