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Smithsonian fender bender 

A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.
Damn your grandma was not ready for my smithsonian fender bender.

Smithsonian 

The armenian founder of the Smithsonian Institute and the block of Museums in Washington D.C.
I'm going to the Smithsonian
Smithsonian by Sherman February 9, 2005

Smithsonian Jackhammer 

Fingerblasting the pussy till she is seeing stars
Did you see Kenny drop the Smithsonian Jackhammer on Brittany last night? She was moaning like a wolf

Smithsonian 

A bar or pub where Saber Tooth's and other fossils are abundant. Cougars may also be found there on occasion.
(Speaking of Union Street Pubic House, in Alexandria, VA) Fossils everywhere - looks like another night at the museum here in the Smithsonian.
Smithsonian by Hex Cyclos June 1, 2011

Smithsonian 

A language spoken by band directors that consists mostly of insults but when a compliment given it means more than one usually would in English
God, I wish Mr.Jones would stop speaking Smithsonian.

Smithsonian 

A series of museums based in washington dc. The collection includes cursed stuff such as a news stopwatch. If in an exhibition you spot some Jim Henson made puppet run away it might come alive at night!
Someone came to the smithsonian at night and Kermit the Frog came out of the glass and came alive.
Smithsonian by JadenTheMoose May 24, 2022
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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