A Smithsonian fender bender is when you’re having rough anal sex with an elderly woman and stick your whole fist in her pussy hole and scream, “Dumb Dumb gimme Gum Gum”.
A series of museums based in washington dc. The collection includes cursed stuff such as a news stopwatch. If in an exhibition you spot some Jim Henson made puppet run away it might come alive at night!
Someone came to the smithsonian at night and Kermit the Frog came out of the glass and came alive.
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.