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A nonsense word invented by Florentin Will. It can be used as a filler when one does not know what to say or as a subversion of expectation for comedic effect.
Alice: "What fruits do you like?"
Bob: "Apples, bananas, blueberries, \pause\ smisma, you know - loads!"

Steve: "What does the fox say?"
Florentin: "Smisma."
smisma by end一 May 26, 2021
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A blend of “smidge” and “smack” (slang for heroin), this term refers to a small amount of heroin.
Taylor: “How much are we talking?”
Jordan: “Just a smisma. Enough to make the wallpaper interesting, but not enough to start talking to it.”
Smisma by SlyPigz March 18, 2024
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Your soul mate; Your one true love.

Source: "Futurama"
"I love you, my smizmar, Amy"
Smizmar by Roberto_Benigni February 17, 2004

smishmammered 

Inspired by the movie knocked up with their smishsmortion clinic and a long night of drinking. Its the level of drunk past being hammered but before being totaly wasted. Originates from the Le Cordon Bleu, Las Vegas.
Guy One: Last night I was so smishmammered that I slept with my ex.
Guy Two: Dude she is a hoe fo sho.
smishmammered by Di Jota February 8, 2009

Sismance 

1. It is the female version of a bromance. The intense love shared between heterosexual females.
2. A form of female bonding.
3. A close relationship between two female to such a point where they start to seem like a couple.
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have a total sismance. They are inseperable.
this is when someone has armpit sweat REAL bad. They have it all the time, and it's real nasty.
PRONOUNCED: smi-land
T: are you smisland?
B: no.
T(whispers to K): ewwww, look at her armpit sweat.
smisland by bulletproof! May 1, 2010

Smissmas 

It's Christmas except there's a French spy, some Santa soldier, skinny McDonalds cashier, Scudworth from clone high, (hot) australian, black scottish cyclops, fire man, russian man and yeehaw texan man. In other words, Christmas in the game/comics Team Fortress 2.
guy 1: "yo dude its christmas"
guy 2: "do you mean smissmas"
guy 1: "goddamn it stop doing this"
Smissmas by jakorcuppa November 24, 2020
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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