A nonsense word invented by Florentin Will. It can be used as a filler when one does not know what to say or as a subversion of expectation for comedic effect.
Alice: "What fruits do you like?"
Bob: "Apples, bananas, blueberries, \pause\ smisma, you know - loads!"
Steve: "What does the fox say?"
Florentin: "Smisma."
Inspired by the movie knocked up with their smishsmortion clinic and a long night of drinking. Its the level of drunk past being hammered but before being totaly wasted. Originates from the Le Cordon Bleu, Las Vegas.
Guy One: Last night I was so smishmammered that I slept with my ex.
Guy Two: Dude she is a hoe fo sho.
1. It is the female version of a bromance. The intense love shared between heterosexual females.
2. A form of female bonding.
3. A close relationship between two female to such a point where they start to seem like a couple.
It's Christmas except there's a French spy, some Santa soldier, skinny McDonalds cashier, Scudworth from clone high, (hot) australian, black scottish cyclops, fire man, russian man and yeehaw texan man. In other words, Christmas in the game/comics Team Fortress 2.
guy 1: "yo dude its christmas"
guy 2: "do you mean smissmas"
guy 1: "goddamn it stop doing this"
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.