smisma

A nonsense word invented by Florentin Will. It can be used as a filler when one does not know what to say or as a subversion of expectation for comedic effect.

Alice: "What fruits do you like?"
Bob: "Apples, bananas, blueberries, \pause\ smisma, you know - loads!"

Steve: "What does the fox say?"
Florentin: "Smisma."

by end一 May 26, 2021

Smisma

A blend of “smidge” and “smack” (slang for heroin), this term refers to a small amount of heroin.

Taylor: “How much are we talking?”
Jordan: “Just a smisma. Enough to make the wallpaper interesting, but not enough to start talking to it.”

by SlyPigz March 18, 2024

Smizmar

Your soul mate; Your one true love.

Source: "Futurama"

"I love you, my smizmar, Amy"

by Roberto_Benigni February 17, 2004

smishmammered

Inspired by the movie knocked up with their smishsmortion clinic and a long night of drinking. Its the level of drunk past being hammered but before being totaly wasted. Originates from the Le Cordon Bleu, Las Vegas.

Guy One: Last night I was so smishmammered that I slept with my ex.
Guy Two: Dude she is a hoe fo sho.

by Di Jota February 8, 2009

Sismance

1. It is the female version of a bromance. The intense love shared between heterosexual females.
2. A form of female bonding.
3. A close relationship between two female to such a point where they start to seem like a couple.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have a total sismance. They are inseperable.

by The Queen of Sismance March 4, 2009

smisland

this is when someone has armpit sweat REAL bad. They have it all the time, and it's real nasty.
PRONOUNCED: smi-land

T: are you smisland?
B: no.
T(whispers to K): ewwww, look at her armpit sweat.

by bulletproof! May 1, 2010

Smissmas

It's Christmas except there's a French spy, some Santa soldier, skinny McDonalds cashier, Scudworth from clone high, (hot) australian, black scottish cyclops, fire man, russian man and yeehaw texan man. In other words, Christmas in the game/comics Team Fortress 2.

guy 1: "yo dude its christmas"
guy 2: "do you mean smissmas"
guy 1: "goddamn it stop doing this"

by jakorcuppa November 24, 2020