He is a master of
cock cheese pairings. He has an
understanding of dick dairy unknown to the unsmegnitiated
He manages a stable of cheesy dicks
with an iron fist. He enforces a smegmocratic smegmathoritian society.
He maintains a hyper mobile smegmilitary with an expansive arsenal of smegmatomic bombs.
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