Smellmelier

A connoisseur of stinky smells.

My dog, Jimmy, is a real connoisseur of stinky smells, a genuine smellmelier.

by KTDallas April 3, 2012

Smegmelier

He is a master of cock cheese pairings. He has an understanding of dick dairy unknown to the unsmegnitiated
He manages a stable of cheesy dicks with an iron fist. He enforces a smegmocratic smegmathoritian society.
He maintains a hyper mobile smegmilitary with an expansive arsenal of smegmatomic bombs.
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The smegmelier recommends a pairing of our fine local smegouda with a natty light.

by Ziggatron September 20, 2025