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Smutmelier

Noun)

A person, usually a woman, who reads copious amount of smut novels and can suggest certain books for people to read depending on their preferences.

Pronounced: smut·muhl·yay
After Becky read Fifty Shades and Black Dagger Brotherhood, she hasn't stopped reading those raunchy books and really became a smutmelier.
by reloadNshootum November 15, 2023
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Smegmelier

He is a master of cock cheese pairings. He has an understanding of dick dairy unknown to the unsmegnitiated
He manages a stable of cheesy dicks with an iron fist. He enforces a smegmocratic smegmathoritian society.
He maintains a hyper mobile smegmilitary with an expansive arsenal of smegmatomic bombs.
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The smegmelier recommends a pairing of our fine local smegouda with a natty light.
by Ziggatron September 20, 2025
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