Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Smegmalord69

Queefapotomus

A girl who vigoursly queefs during sex.

Helen was telling me she always queefs during sex, she’s a bit of a queefapotomus

A man who has a large uncircumcised penis usually in excess of 7 inches which he never cleans causing a large build up of oily smegma

Andrew has such a big dick but it stinks like crap the thing is like one huge smegasnake

A man who never cleans his foreskin allowing an enormous amount of dick cheese (smegma) to build up giving of a putrid smell

Yo I was about to suck off Dave but his dick stank like shit, man is a complete smegladon