skegler

An unkempt person of questionable intentions, whom appears to have lived a hard, deviant life, as clearly displayed by their gaunt and ravaged features.
Their mere presence usually fosters feelings of an impending threat to bodily safety and/or theft of personal belongings.
Direct eye-contact with such persons is to be avoided at all costs.

"Get a load of that filthy skegler on the street would ya?, best lock your doors, just to be safe..."

by Leah Clint November 10, 2005

Siegler

The most bland person ever. Human equivalent to a saltine cracker. Its like eating a hot pretzel plain. never talks, walks like he wants to shoot himself in the head. Closest living thing to Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.

Stop being such a Siegler man join the fun.

by weregershmerglin Hozmindogel March 3, 2019

Siegler

1. a large penis

2. a unit of measure 8-10 units long (units can vary, siegler is a number)

1. "Did you see his siegler?"

2. "How many people did you invite?"

"Oh, about a siegler or two."

3. "Dude I was about three sieglers away from asher roth!!"

by Edmonson Schviene August 11, 2009

Papa Smegler

A Man who eats out pregnant women

Hey look there’s Papa Smegler

by Deng Deng June 24, 2019

skeeler

A person who is so perfectly perfect and is your best friend in the whole wide worlds.... Usually very nice and just a goofy individual.

Wow. What a Skeeler she is.

by Pheo July 2, 2015

Siegler

noun; Old man with a weight problem and an insatiable urge to listen to 80's music and have 8-year-old girls pile on top of him. When the word Siegler is mentioned, sudden doom is imminent.

I'm in before the Siegler.

by Excessive Force February 23, 2004

siegler

A feltcher by nature, this wisconsin native commits obscene sexual acts such as skull fucking paraplegics and shipping rimmers

Oh God, OH god no, Oh Oh Oh god no, Ohhhh God No, Ummmmmm Yeah Awww Aww God, Thats it, Jason.

by God Dan September 11, 2004