random guy: my dong is long.
omegalong dong user: Why don't you use omegalong dong instead?
random guy: that's brilliant, i go and eat an omegalong dong sandwitch.
Omegaboner: A state in which the male reproductive organ becomes erect and immediately incinerates all of the male's clothing. In the process the male's pubic hair becomes blond (no matter what the original hair color is) and begins pulsating with immense energy. This is also known as Super Sayan stage. The male now has the ability to shoot laser beams out of his “man hammer”. They are referred to as "Cock Beams". The Omegaboner is so powerful that, by just looking at it, women can get impregnated. This power works within a two-mile radius.
The Omegaboner is the final stage of boner. The order is as follows:
1. Boner
2. Megaboner
3. Gigaboner
4. Omegaboner
a word that is only used on the best of the best it is a form of the body mind and soul combined together making the perfect mixture. Only one person in the history of mankind has achieved this position and that is me since i am the perfect form of man