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omegalong dong 

Stands those people whose dong length exceeds their iq.
random guy: my dong is long.
omegalong dong user: Why don't you use omegalong dong instead?
random guy: that's brilliant, i go and eat an omegalong dong sandwitch.

Smegladon 

An abnormally large uncircumcised penis, usually containing dick cheese.
That man Curtis has quite the smegladon.
Smegladon by Gman15561 March 27, 2019

Omegaboner 

Omegaboner: A state in which the male reproductive organ becomes erect and immediately incinerates all of the male's clothing. In the process the male's pubic hair becomes blond (no matter what the original hair color is) and begins pulsating with immense energy. This is also known as Super Sayan stage. The male now has the ability to shoot laser beams out of his “man hammer”. They are referred to as "Cock Beams". The Omegaboner is so powerful that, by just looking at it, women can get impregnated. This power works within a two-mile radius.

The Omegaboner is the final stage of boner. The order is as follows:
1. Boner
2. Megaboner
3. Gigaboner
4. Omegaboner
The Omegaboner is a very dangerous power, it must be executed with great caution.
Omegaboner by deltapidelta October 22, 2006

Omegledon 

A nasty guy/girl on Omegle that creeps on people and wants to have cyber sex.
Innocent: Hey.
Omegledon: Wanna get dirty? ;)
Innocent: I am 15.
Omegledon: I won't tell, baby.
Innocent: OMEGLEDON!!!
Omegledon by Lindsay Marie :) October 13, 2011

Megladong 

A big dick diver. A commercial diver who's dick is so big it could be mistaken for a huge shark.
Holy shit, everyone out of the water, there a Megladong by Blackburn
Megladong by JWATT85 November 10, 2018

omegamono 

a word that is only used on the best of the best it is a form of the body mind and soul combined together making the perfect mixture. Only one person in the history of mankind has achieved this position and that is me since i am the perfect form of man
yo check out that guy he is totally an omegamono
omegamono by John Jankanz October 30, 2006