Smega

super mega phone; used in maple story as a means of annoying communication can only be seen in the world your in; can not be carried to other worlds.

Holy crap did you see that smega! I need to go buy that.

by mowanda August 17, 2009

smega

Short for "super megaphone". Often used on Maple Story.

u can buy smegas from the cash shop

by 914ian914 January 10, 2008

smega

Rotten semen (jizz,cum,nut,)Stinky dick and balls

Damn you must have smega.

by leonard March 28, 2005

mega smega smegma

Mega smelly dickcheese found underneath the foreskin in most dirty uncircumcized men. Looks like a mixture of athlete's foot, colby jack cheese, and asbestos.

You could smell Johny's mega smega smegma from across the locker room.

by Jak Hardy April 24, 2007

snail smega

Def 1: Slime trail left behind from a snail.

Def 2: The slime that oozes out ur ass when you wake up from a wasted night on the bathroom floor, condom beside you and you have no idea where your at or how you got there. Oh and your a dude.

Or

Def 3: The green goo in the corner of your eye qgen you wake up...
Thanks

WTF why is there snail smega oozing out my ass. And I can't remember shit!

by Crazycookie9121 July 20, 2014