Mega smelly dickcheese found underneath the foreskin in most dirty uncircumcized men. Looks like a mixture of athlete's foot, colby jack cheese, and asbestos.

You could smell Johny's mega smega smegma from across the locker room.

mega smega smegma by Jak Hardy April 24, 2007

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snail smega

Def 1: Slime trail left behind from a snail.

Def 2: The slime that oozes out ur ass when you wake up from a wasted night on the bathroom floor, condom beside you and you have no idea where your at or how you got there. Oh and your a dude.

Or

Def 3: The green goo in the corner of your eye qgen you wake up...
Thanks

WTF why is there snail smega oozing out my ass. And I can't remember shit!

snail smega by Crazycookie9121 July 20, 2014

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Seegasm

Sexiest gay korean guy ever. Great in bed.

Woah look at Seegasm, I'd do him if he were straight.

Seegasm by anonymous September 28, 2020

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smeagin

/smɛgɪˈnɪʃ(ə)n/ smeagin

Invented by the legend Andrej "babybay" Francisty a professional smeager for FaZe clan. It is the art of getting in also known as the anti cs:go player strategy within valorant

WE FUCKIN SMEAGINNNNNNNN BABY

smeagin by straith March 17, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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