smea

A commonly used internet chav-speak word it is used to say same but because chavs are fat and stupid they cannot write this.

omfg lol smea rofl .... bare safe blud lmao

smea by GeoRaf July 7, 2005

Smea

Smea- master of the monkey bars
Smea will crawl at you and attack attack from behind with a brick of WAX. She can’t sit on a chair though lololol and she sleeps on the ground because she doesn’t have a bed but other than that she’s alright I guess
Also has a cute face but why is it always saying mean things about me, why Smea?? :‘((

It’s another Smea, she’s gonna take all your guys and gals

Smea by Katerchen July 20, 2021

smea

same thing as saying “same” but when you’re tired of overusing the word “same”

friend: “dude i am so tired”
me: smea

smea by aquafor stan September 3, 2022

smea

same thing as saying “same” but for when you’re sick of overusing the word “same”

friend: “dude i’m so tired”
me: smea

smea by aquafor stan September 3, 2022

SMEAR MERCHANTS 

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .

"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"

SMEAR MERCHANTS by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf 

Words uttered by a kid not liking whats for dinner.

Randy wasn't happy about what his mom cooked for dinner so he said, " meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf."

meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf by jpg3 July 7, 2011

smearious 

A combination of the words "smart" and "serious" usually used in a sarcastic form. Originates from the sentences "are you serious?" or "are you smart?" indicating that the answer to the subject is obvious.

Sally- "I locked my keys in my car! And I'm getting worried because it's starting to rain and the top is down!"
John- "Are you smearious?"

smearious by IKilledJP July 26, 2010