Smatcho 

if your insulting a complete dick and cant think of anything else to call them call them a SMATCHO!! or stick the word into any context you like when your confused. Its an ambiguous word

you dirty SMATCHO
SMATCHO off you SMATCHO

Smatcho by BILLY SITCH (RAOUL) May 16, 2004

Smatchmo 

from the animated series "Home Movies", season four, episode called "Honkey Magoo"; Jason wants to call the lost dog "Smatchmo the trumpeteer"; alluding to "Satchmo" aka Louis Armstrong, a famous Jazz trumpeter.

"I want to name him Smatchmo the trumpeteer."

Smatchmo by Billye May 28, 2008

Snatchophonist 

Someone who plays the snatch vagina, clunge, spam purse delightfully, either via hand or mouth.

Grading the level of a snatchophonist can give more clarity when explaining the state of play to friends over dinner later.

Jamie is a grade 8 Snatchophonist on the strings. He always ends it on a high note.

Snatchophonist by bulletproofandlime May 21, 2011

Snatchoholic 

Someone who is addicted to Pussy to the point of causing interference in any major life function, e.g. health, family, job, spiritual, friends...

My friend used to have high standards in women, but these days he tags anything with a hole and tits. He´s such a snatchoholic....

Snatchoholic by PhatFarmer January 15, 2010

snatchola 

Snatchola is the act of flashing ones snatch in a way to say hello.. Snatchola (snatch/hola) Snatch (sexual slang), a term for the vagina/ Hola is an interjection in Spanish language, equivalent to English hello.. aka The Spanish face mask is where one (female) surpises a mate by whippin her vagina out and putting it in the mates face..

Snatchola is the act of flashing ones snatch in a way to say hello.. such as Grace entered the room wearing no pants when her guest asked the reason of her exposed pussy her reply was "its just my Snacthola" it just wanted to say hi hearing this her guest where happly surpised and began to have ABC party..(Anything But Clothes)

snatchola by thebtree May 22, 2010

smatchet 

a nasty little child

"man, if that fat little smatchet was my kid, i would so have spanked him by now"

smatchet by mo-yo December 28, 2006

smatchet 

(verb) to request a wet spanking

"Smatchet, baby."

smatchet by weneedmoretanks January 3, 2009