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scatchos 

the best food known to man, consisting of skittles and nachos. invented by this really sick kid named maddie. im going to ask her out on friday wish me luck...
"oh, god. maddies so fucking cool. im gonna make her scatchos."
"would you like some scatchos, my dear?"
scatchos by deejaylovesmaddie October 29, 2009
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Snatchosaurus 

(n.)
An extinct large reptile that once room the Earth during the Jurassic Period. They are thought to be the pussiest of all dinosaurs and were normally dominated by the Kockasaurus Rex.

It is known to have a long nagging mouth that would never shut up till the K-Rex came along and told the cunt to shut the fuck up and fix him his dinner. The Snatchosaurus is known for having a large gaping vagina that was constantly ripped to shreds by all of the dinosaurs, even the Chodedactyle.

They are also known to gather around the nest and watch the young, usually forming together to talk of nonsense till a nearby Trianaltops overhears and comes to give the whores a ass full of shut your fucking mouth and then put them back to work.

But there is one time of the month when they make even the great K-Rex himself hide away. Known to be the most fiercest of dinosaurs during this short period of time till it wears off only to reoccur till they finally fucking die.
Dinosaur 1: What u do last night?

Dinosaur 2: I ran into a couple of fucking Snatchosauruses and told them to get back to the fucking kitchen and fix me up a nice tub of fried chicken and Koolaid.

Dinosaur 1: Damn Straight.
Snatchosaurus by Obama Mogdan February 2, 2009
Related Words
1. A mexican meal combining natchos and tacos (it's delicious !)
2. A mexican hoe

"This snatchos is full of snatchos"

- Do you want snatchos ?
- Yes, double sour cream
Snatchos by Paul12 December 16, 2007
When you like a girl from her clit to her ass
hunny im in the mood for snatchos....
snatchos by Elephant rider August 14, 2003
A meal that is a fusion between Tacos and Nachos, or a mexican hoe
This Snatchos is hungry for snatchos
Snatchos by Didz December 16, 2007

scratchosphere 

n., place that animals go to (or state of mind they achieve) during a really good scratching
Fluffy's eyes rolled back in her head, and her leg kicked spasmotically. She was in the scratchosphere.
The vulgar term for, act of, or final product of grating up a girl's clit, melting cheese on the shavings, then eating it.
I really want to ssnatcho that girl's beautiful snatch.

I am getting arrested for snatchoing that girl last night.

I could really go for some snatchos right about now.
snatchos by grossex February 14, 2012
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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