SmashCake 

SmashCake aka "Smashy" or "SingularDrift" is a wonder to the natural evolution because he evolved into a Pinguin even though he was born as an Axolotl. His charm and charismatic skills are based on his encouragement to sing Karaoke songs from the "Yakuza" videogame series. This has led to a thriving development to become a real Superstar! As a conclusion he formed the SmashCake Fanclub which marks the biggest achievement of his career. He's soon starting with his world-tour all around the globe, inaugurating it in the German city of Cologne. He also has overthrown multiple goverments.

I love my wife but SmashCake is better!

SmashCake is not a big fan of the goverment 30:30

SmashCake by Fettarsch August 18, 2024

smashface 

To shamelessly stuff your face with heavy foods (i.e. Pizza, burritos, doritos)

As I was snacking on a piece of pizza outside of the convienient store a gentleman walked passed and said, "oh, you be gettin' your smashface on."

smashface by Lee Sauce April 14, 2006

Sascake 

A cake that is emo.

A Delicious cake and is not meant for human consumption.

Sasuke + Emoness = Sascake

Sascake by Kougerai March 16, 2008

Smushcaking 

Like cupcaking, but not in public.

Like smushing, but not intoxicated, and not going all the way.

Basically cuddling, but more Hardcore.

Hey girl, you did some smushcaking this weekend? So did I!

We're so hardcore.

Smushcaking by kimquel December 9, 2010

Smashcan 

Having the ability to sex someone,

Angélica might not like PDA, but when we get in private she will smashcan.

Smashcan by AMiller123 September 20, 2014

Smashmate

A room mate whom one smashes with, but has no commitment too. Similar to fuck buddies but you share a rent.

I thought they were a couple because they live together, but it turns out they are just smashmates.

Yo whos the hottie? You too dating? No, we are just smashmates.

Smashmate by Decibel Delivery Service December 24, 2021

Smashface 

When you see somebody who looks attractive from behind, until they turn around.

"I was checking out this girl in line. She was so hot, until she turned around. The bitch had smashface!"

Smashface by BigHairyCanary June 15, 2014